Hola amigos and amigettes. Consider this your formal notice that at our April 3rd show, we have added a very special guest: all the way from Englandio, that famous nation that is, for now, part of the European Union, Mr. Tom of the band David Cronenberg’s Wife, will be joining us. Mind you he is a champion roller skater, and that alone should earn your respect. He is also in town to speak at the Anti-Kleptocracy festival at Columbia University on the day proceeding our concert. But the real meat, fabricated from plants, of his visit will be his appearance at our show. If you’ve never met a British person, now is your chance. And mind you that he is an excellent performer, at least as good as Beethoven of Tchaikovsky, but probably much better, objectively speaking. Anyway, this is in addition to the already announced performances by ska band Uncle Djuzeppe & the Mob and a fucking psycho who calls himself Psycho Pat. This show will be off the hook, like a tuna trying to escape. So pack up your bags and camp outside of Bizarre Bar in Bushwick now, because you won’t want to miss this. Oh, also, we are playing too, Milf City that we be. C u there.
Lord On-Time Machine
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